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Joe Becomes a Full-Time
CHAPTER 1
Band Teacher
A bad middle school band plays the Disney logo theme. Once it
ends…
JOE (O.S.) Alright! Let’s try something else. Uh… from the top.
Ready. One, two, three…
INT. MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND ROOM
Joe Gardner, a passionate, well-dressed middle-aged man,
conducts an off-key middle school band. It’s painfully bad.
JOE One, two, three, four! Stay on the beat! Two, three four—
that’s a C Sharp, horns!
A trombonist loses his trombone end, which lands on the floor
with a clank. A trumpeter uses his horn to vacuum up M&Ms from
the floor. Caleb, a trumpeter, pretends to play while actually on
his iPhone.
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